askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard
valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

For the first time in a while I have positive thoughts in my head.

broruchcohen:

i just want a famous text post before i die, so in the afterlife i can offer it to the great skeleton lord and he may find my skeleton worthy to take into battle

panic/anxiety attack

pushed-too-far:

chris-sid:

jaspinder:

  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

Never not reblog

Tumblr got anxiety advice. Fuck yeah.

d0nn0:

Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?

Me:

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 - YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
573,434 plays

looktothenightxai:

veloxiraptor:

whenever I say YOOOOOOO this is exactly what I’m imagining

This is the exact YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I use

rikutacos:

what the hell am I doing with my life

You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.
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dumbrunningsonic:

he isn’t doing it right.
i wonder if i am.

dumbrunningsonic:

he isn’t doing it right.

i wonder if i am.

queenofdorite:

phawxx:

I love calling people nerds even though I’m the actual fucking nerd.

"I fuckin hate nerds" I whisper as i walk around a convention in full cosplay