when someone tickles ur neck
petition to change clothing sizes to
XS - Extra Small Mario
S - Small Mario
M - Mario
L - Luigi
XL - Extra Luigi
"so how long have you been on tumblr"
*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*
for some reason i was reminded of the time where I had one of these sodas:
and it had been shaken at one point without me knowing, so when i cracked it open it started to foam and fizz like crazy.
So, to prevent it from getting everywhere i put my mouth over the entire cap and kept swallowing until it stopped
and that was my first gay experience
someone asked me to repost this.
i love the smell of anime in the morning
I think I have achieved maximum classiness in my living room now,.
the biggest disappointment in life is when good shows have a bad episode like i waited a week and u give me this shit
the biggest disappointment in life is when good shows have a bad season like i waited two years and u give me this shit
The biggest disappointment in life is when good shows give you a bad finale like I waited nine years and u give me this shit
I love how I have a vague idea what shows they are talking about
my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years
real talk, our hotel this year is rly nice
Yeah so no one fuck it up
Well everyone here is how to be a halfway decent kismesis, now don’t fuck it up