things i used to laugh at
- actual jokes
things i laugh at now
- yard sard
im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS
i just want a famous text post before i die, so in the afterlife i can offer it to the great skeleton lord and he may find my skeleton worthy to take into battle
- breath in for 4 seconds
- hold your breath for 7 seconds
- exhale breath for 8 seconds
repeat once or twice more.
This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.
Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.
Never not reblog
Tumblr got anxiety advice. Fuck yeah.
Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?
whenever I say YOOOOOOO this is exactly what I’m imagining
This is the exact YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I use
what the hell am I doing with my life
he isn’t doing it right.
i wonder if i am.
I love calling people nerds even though I’m the actual fucking nerd.
"I fuckin hate nerds" I whisper as i walk around a convention in full cosplay